* puKE S UP SANTA HAT* i m so pUmped for chRISTMAS iM GOnna fuCK A REINDEER
please don’t fuck a reindeer
tOO FUCKING L A TE
when lil kids scream it makes me wanna stare em in the eye & scream 10 times louder to show them who’s boss
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad
DO YOU JUST WANT A CARING RELATIONSHIP WITH A CUTE PERSON THAT YOU CAN DO DUMB AND DORKY THINGS WITH AND BE BEST FRIENDS WITH
BUT THEN YOU REALIZE THATS ACTUALLY PRETTY FUCKING SCARY BECAUSE RELATIONSHIPS ARE SCARY LIKE NO I DONT WANT TO PUT MYSELF OUT THERE TO GET HURT PLS DONT BREAK MY HEART
THIS SUMS ME UP PERFECTLY OH MY GOD